2059 Top Ten Reasons Why Italians Can't Be Terrorists:

Top Ten Reasons Why Italians Can't Be Terrorists:

10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
8. Good-looking people on the plane distract us.
7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6. Food and drinks were on the plane. (We would be dancing)
5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
4. We would all want to fly the plane.
3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
2. We would have put the Italian flag on the windshield.
1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.

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[url]www.italiandictionary.ca[/url] This what happens to the Italian when Italians, French, English and just about every other nationality is forced to live together. Makes for fun reading..