11189 Christmas cake recipe

Seasonal, if not Italian, but so funny I thought it might cheer everyone up - especially if you make it!

Buon appetito .................

Christmas Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1tsp of baking powder
1cup of sugar
1tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 large bottle of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Method:

1. Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.
2. Repeat
3. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
4. Add1 tsp of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure vodka is shtill ok
5. Try another cup…. just in case. Turn off the mixerer
6. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
7. Pick fruit off the floor
8. Mix on the turner
9. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose wit a drewscriver
10. Sample the vodka for tonsisticity
11. Next sift 2 cups osalt. Or something, who giveshz a toss?
12. Check the vodka
13. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
14. Add one table
15. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink, whatever you can find
16. Greash the oven
17. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
18. Don’t forget to beat off the turnerer
19. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka
20. Fall into bed
CHERRY MISTMAS! :laughs: