*chuckle*

Wee Scottish Tale
  

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waaater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!